Eat Your Heart Out Celebrity Real Estate: Cher, Sasha Baron Cohen, Kim Kardashian/Kanye West

It’s been a little while, but Eat Your Heart Out Celebrity Real Estate is back! We’ve been ogling the properties in a few celebrity real estate transactions that recently went down and thought we’d share the juicy details with you.

• Famed singer Cher has put her condo on the market, hoping to make a $1 million profit.
• Actors Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have listed their California home for sale in preparation for a move to New York.
• Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have dropped a huge chunk of change on a new home together.

Cher puts Los Angeles condo up for sale

We’ve all been there: One day our $4.5 million condos just aren’t cutting it anymore. Cher has also found herself in this position, listing her 2-story, 4,000-square-foot condo as up for grabs for any celeb who wants a piece of real estate in sunny Los Angeles. Not only does it have a gym, pool and sundeck, but the concierge service is 24/7, and the giant terrace offers stunning views of the city. It sounds perfect — right? There’s just one catch. Cher paid $4.5 million, and she wants $5.5 million from potential buyers.

Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher put their mini-mansion on the market

For five years, a private $2 million building is where Sasha Baron Cohen and his wife, Isla Fisher, called home. They enjoyed everything from pools to river-rock fireplaces to a panoramic view of the nearby Woodrow Wilson Preserve, and they even rented it out for a time, collecting a cool $10K every month. So you may be asking yourself, why would a man be selling his classy mini-mansion in the heart of Hollywood? Apparently, he wants to move to New York. If you’re a Bronx real estate attorney, you should start preparing your best pitch to convince this power couple to hire you as their lawyer.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West invest in real estate before their baby comes

They may not be walking down the aisle yet, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have taken definitely taken their relationship to the next level: They’ve dropped $11 million on a house together! They won’t even be living in it, either; their plans are to “gut” the place and redesign it from scratch. Their dream home is set to include a spa, a basketball court, multiple pools and their own in-home gym across 10,000 square feet. No word yet on whether they plan to include a nursery, but our guess is that’s definitely part of the plan.